f4me:

i only help mum unpack the groceries so i know what food she bought 

(via yelled)

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(via unorganizedandirrelevant)

"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day."

Calvin and Hobbes (via icarusambition)

(via wootrick)

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: bluenude2, via yelled)

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via crunchier)

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via crunchier)

unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

(via yelled)